06.06.2008

Sony’s new subcription-based advertisement service, Qore, is now available. Qore (which is oh-so-delightfully close to being called “queer”) is only $25 for 13 1-to-2 hour advertising segments a year.

Hopefully this will summon images of the “qore”, or empress dowager, of Kush, thus improving Sony’s performance in the vital Sudanese market.

Order now and receive a free download of David Jaffe’s Calling All Cars!

David Jaffe on Calling All Cars reviews:

“Fuck you, guys. Go fuck yourselves. What other developer makes a fucking change to a game when a review (IGN’s in this case) has a good, valid point and is willing to open the fucking code up at the risk of more bugs to make the game better? Amazing.But hey, you guys are great, you guys rock. I hope Kotaku fucking puts your ass out of business, wanna be fucktards. And if you were actual journalists you would have read the motherfucking quote I posted on NEOGAF where I said because of the two bugs we needed to fix (not because I was afraid of the bargin bin) we had a window of opp. to fix the magnet problem. Assholes…total fucking assholes. ”

- David Jaffe
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As a side note, has anyone noticed that Sony can’t spell? “Qore” and “Xross Media Bar”… these spellings aren’t clever or hip, they’re just illogical. And it’s not just the Playstation division. Look at the X-Plod speakers, or “ARccOS” copy protection. What the hell does “ARccOS” mean? Is it an acronym? A robot? Some kind of Portuguese pirate exclamation? It’s like it just came from a random letter generator. I suggest as a change of pace, instead of calling their next system “Playstation 4″, they call it the Sony FrFFkH. I guarantee it will be big in Nordic countries, although I suppose gamers will have a hard time figuring out if their friends are conversing with them about the next generation of consoles or merely choking to death.

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