GTA Blamed for Firebombing; Gaming World Breathes Exasperated Sigh
www.mmoclerks.com/2008/08/08/arrested-teen-blames-gta-for-hit-firebombing-spree-crime/
Well, it’s finally starting to happen. Dumbfuck white trash teenagers are seeing that dumbfuck old people who are afraid of technology will let them off the hook for anything if they say they they learned it from video games. Never mind that the game doesn’t teach you how to make firebombs in any way, nothing even close to it. Far be it for them to do any fucking research on anything before they complain about it.
You know what? I don’t think GTA is to blame here.
I blame the literary works of Herman Melville.
I’m really not familiar with any of them, but he wrote Moby Dick, and I assume there’s a part where Ishmael tells the reader how to build an explosive-tipped harpoon, and Ahab uses it to become popular in high school and get sex from all the hottest cheerleaders, and a free Ferrari. Then he gets wasted and yells “Whoo! Drinking and driving is the coolest thing a teenager can do!” Is this the kind of media we want raising our kids for us? I hope not, because God knows we’re not mentally capable of raising them ourselves!
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raddevon on 08.09.2008
So, I’m guessing you haven’t played the firebomb-making minigame in GTAIV? It’s really quite detailed!
Lusty_Ninja_Fox on 08.10.2008
Yeah,
At least it’s not as bad as this old woman who posted a video on the internet about seeing a rainbow in her sprinkler while the sun was out, Saying that the Government was putting chemicals into our drinking water trying to control our minds. Or some other Shit..
I swear, Is being a dumb-ass contagious?? Because it’s spreading like it is…
P.S.- I’ve got another Banner done ^^