09.22.2008

And I think they should call it Duke Nukem Forever.

Basically I’m just updating about this to posit my theory that George Broussard is actually dead. I believe he died in 1996, soon after the release of Duke Nukem 3D. He was judged by his maker to go to Hell and be punished for the rest of eternity. Beelzebub, the Lord of the Flies, told Broussard “for your sins in the World of Man you shall be tortured for all time! Because you were so proud of your creation, your ‘video game’, you shall be forced to make Duke Nukem… FOREVER!”

Now George Broussard is stuck on a neverending cycle of creating an entire game from scratch, dropping the engine, recreating it from scratch, dropping the engine again, and so on and so forth for eternity.

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