The author, Justin Strong, is a great man. He goes to the childrens’ hospital to cheer the kids up, then he heals them with a touch of his hand. He owns a dirigible. He makes colorful hats then gives them away for free to orphans. He…
Is he gone?
This guy is so crazy. Seriously. This one time I saw him yelling at a tree in his office. His assistant asked him what was wrong and he told him he was yelling at The Littles, because one of them stole his shoe. His assistant said “Buddy, you have your shoes. They’re on your feet! They’re right there.” He fired him, then pushed him out of a 3rd story window. Then he started telling me what he wanted for lunch. I didn’t even work for him! But now, here I am. Here he is oh shi-
Justin Strong is most assuredly not crazy. He is a proud, handsome resident of Knoxville, TN, often stops to give people free money on the street, and just has a winning smile. Buy one today!