12.16.2008
The 10 Biggest Asshole Bosses in Gaming – Part 8
by Ninjapocalypse
3: Blind the Thief (The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past)
This isn’t a topic I like to talk about much so I’ll keep it short.
I fucked Blind the Thief.
He disguised himself in the form of a girl, and I rescued him. We talked for a while, really got to know each other, and then we fucked.
Obviously, as I led him out of the dungeon, the light hit him, and he freaked out and turned into his real form. I scrubbed and scrubbed but I just wasn’t getting clean. I’ve been in therapy for 4 years. And, of course, by therapy, I mean I became a raging alcoholic with repressed memories.
Whiskey makes the demons go away. I need a drink.
Biggest Display of Dicketry: He didn’t call the next day.
