08.08.2008
www.nintendo.com/consumer/pinrecall.jsp
Nintendo is recalling a series of character lapel pins that are totally balls-to-the-wall awesome. Just look at them:
Lead or not, I’d still wear all of those fuckers at the same time, directly in my skin if necessary. If you went into a doctor’s office for lead poisoning after wearing these, he’d say “You’re a brave young man/woman. You’d think as a doctor I’d know which one you are. But I failed medical school. Anyway, for standing in the face of adversity by doing the right thing and wearing these pins despite the very real danger they posed to your health, I hereby declare you Chief Surgeon of this hospital!“
