08.29.2008

www.joystiq.com/2008/08/29/gamerpicks-xbox-live-rock-the-vote-polled-obama-ahead

I’ve got some breaking news for you fuckers. MTV, bastion of vital political information, did a completely scientific poll (they counted gamertags with pictures of the candidate) to see who was leading in the hearts of gamers. Amazingly, Barack Obama, the 47 year old Democratic candidate whose revolutionary use of the internet and other technological means to gain the support of young people across the country is actually BEATING John McCain, a 72 year old Republican who doesn’t seem to know what the internet is!

To discover how this impossible scenario could ever happen, I decided to take it TO THE STREETS.

Unfortunetly, no one was willing to dignify me with a response, so I’ve got nothing.

Ahem.

Did you guys see the Olympics? They were pretty cool.