05.30.2008
Postal is a Fucking Train Wreck
by Ninjapocalypse
(Story from: Kotaku)
Uwe Boll’s latest film, Postal, is a Chicago Fire-sized disaster. I mean, yeah, the movie itself is a disaster. A child could tell you that just from the poster.
Pictured above: Every joke you stopped thinking was funny around April 2002.
What I mean, is that the movie is FINANCIALLY disastrous, on the scale of global warming. The movie opened to 4 screens, later expanded to 13. And they’re actually REFUSING to release financial information. For comparison, Zyzzyx Road, released in 2006, made $30, $10 of which was refunded to two patrons by the director. Obviously, its financial information was released.
As a side note, despite the limited release, I saw the film at a theater in Charleston, SC.
Well, I mean, I didn’t see it. I’m not a masochist. But it was playing there.
