@ScorpiLance: we just landed in some river in galuga. can’t wait to kill ppl!
@MadDogBill: @Scorpilance dude i’m right beside you and tweeting you lol but lets kill those dudes
@ScorpiLance: @MadDogBill lol ok. i bet i can kill more ppl than you!
@MadDogBill: fuck yeah spread gun!!! time to get to some genocide!!
@ScorpiLance: #itsannoyingwhen someone shoots you to death when you just got a flamethrower
@MadDogBill: @sbelmontvampirehunter sorry i cant make your true blood party! ill make it up to you after i exterminate this alien race
@ScorpiLance: just killed a dude before I saw him! mang im dyin for some arbys wonder if galuga has one lol
@ScorpiLance: OMG GALUGA HAS AN ARBYS. IM SAVED
@MadDogBill: I just became mayor of the Galuga Arby’s on FourSquare!
@MadDogBill: mmm curly fries and a big montana
@ScorpiLance: @MadDogBill dude that meat slicer has a glowing spot on it!
@MadDogBill: @ScorpiLance fuck! lets shoot it quick!
@ScorpiLance: guys DO NOT visit restaurants in other countries. this meat slicer turned into a fucking 200 foot tall wall of guns with a glowing spot!
@MadDogBill: RT @ScorpiLance guys DO NOT visit restaurants in other countries. this meat slicer turned into a fucking 200 foot tall wall of guns with…
@ScorpiLance: Hell yeah we beat the first boss! time to move on!
@MadDogBill: @ScorpiLance Dude move away from me. When you look at us in profile standing next to each other our pants turn purple lol
@ScorpiLance: @MadDogBill lol sorry dude. if it wasn’t for our pants youd never be able to tell us apart.
@MadDogBill: #FF Konami tweeps! @solidsnake1987 @officialvicviper @TMNTRaph @KonamiManSecret
@ScorpiLance: fuck you bill you stole my last life! now when we die we’re both dead!
@MadDogBill: oh fuck we’re not even done with the second area of our assault yet!
These were the last known transmissions of the brave Contra team. At least, until they started their valiant mission over again with the Konami code. Then it was a breeze.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have succumbed to the pressures of this modern world and have created a Twitter account for this website.
Feel free to track, or follow, as the jargon goes, updates made on the site from there. Additionally, I’m going to try to post something daily, because I have a lot of energy and nowhere to put it currently. Well… I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.
That is all.